Conan O’Brien’s “Orange is the New Black” Cold Opening

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“I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful, and don’t forget to make some art — write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can.”

Neil Gaiman (via aurelle)

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parks and rec: a summary

  1. everyone:andy no
  2. april:andy yes
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Bryan & Aaron BTS

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Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

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I need to stop meeting cute guys in school who 1. I won’t have a chance with 2. Might never see again

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Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

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